“Masks, sanitizer, distance. Wash hands. Did I remember my mask? What are the rules outside? What should I do if I have to sneeze? Shoot, I have to sneeze. Plug my nose and hold it. Don’t touch your face, don’t touch your face. Lord, my face itches. How do I itch my face? Can my kids get it? There’s a high probability they can’t. But it doesn’t mean they won’t. My throat tickles…should I cough? Am I allowed to cough? Okay, I’m going to cough. *cough* Sanitize my hand